I Knit Therefore I Ignore People

The wording 'I Knit Therefore I Ignore People' is doing a lot of work here, mainly because subtlety has clocked off.

The joke does the introductions. All you need to do is hand it over and watch the recipient realise they have been correctly identified.

Good for self-gifting, targeted friend-gifting, and those moments when a mug says it more neatly than you would.

• 11oz ceramic mug
• Designed, printed and packed by us in Cardigan, West Wales
• Free UK shipping
• £11.95 each, or £10 each when you buy 2 or more mugs
• Usually dispatched the same day when ordered before 11am