A Little Dirt Never Hurt Anyone

'A Little Dirt Never Hurt Anyone' is not trying to fix anyone. It is simply documenting the situation for future reference.

Another year older, allegedly wiser, and still fully capable of making a quiet birthday become an incident.

A birthday gift built around the actual joke on the mug, not generic celebration wallpaper.

• 11oz ceramic mug
• Designed, printed and packed by us in Cardigan, West Wales
• Free UK shipping
• £11.95 each, or £10 each when you buy 2 or more mugs
• Usually dispatched the same day when ordered before 11am